There's only one thing to do here-have Sam Smith do his own version with the original lyrics.

I will say, though, that there's a specific reason Buble, in all his absurd homophobia, would reference "Canucks tix"- the guy is not only Canadian, he's also specifically from the Vancouver area.

(mind you, Buble' doesn't seem to have noticed that hockey is basically "rough trade' on ice).