Republicans want the shit to hit the fan because, at a very basic level, they LOVE shit. They want the frontier era back because most people in the Wild West had to use outhouses, so everyone knew what everyone else's shit smelled like. They are the sort of people who restrict the number of public restrooms each city has because they want to make as many poor people and homeless people as possible shit their pants. They oppose extending local sewage systems in Southern towns to Black neighborhoods because they want to force Black people to spend as much time as possible smelling shit as it oozes up through the cesspools. On January 6th, they smeared their OWN shit on the hallway walls of the Capitol.

The GOP has become the Guano Overdose Party.