If only they came out with a "It's a 'Garfield Minus Garfleid Christmas, Charlie Brown!" special, where a grown-up (and probably virginal at 35) Charlie Brown was Jon Arbuckle's roommate, and they spent the whole time talking to a cat who didn't exist while randomly sighing or running across the room screaming for no reason. Now THAT's the holiday spirit, when things get REALLY bad.
Written by Ken Burch
Retired Alaska ferryboat steward, grandparent, sometime poet. Radical yet independent of dogma. Likes nice days, playing banjo and not as yet dying of Covid.