And they didn't say they were married without witnesses. By "in private", they simply meant it wasn't on global television. They weren't lying and I don't know why you're so emotionally invested in trashing this couple anyway- they could hardly have done anything to you.
Written by Ken Burch
Retired Alaska ferryboat steward, grandparent, sometime poet. Radical yet independent of dogma. Likes nice days, playing banjo and not as yet dying of Covid.