And there's this: Conservatives believe the ability to eat a bacon double cheeseburger while sitting in a sports bar on their way home from getting a bald-eagle-wearing-an-American-flag-bandanna tattoo is a human right, but being able to feel sure you can get through your day without being killed by a cop who can't handle the sight of somebody with your skin color ISN'T. And they are invested in the idea that black people are such an imminent threat to their very survival-even though in real life black people are no threat to the survival of any white person in this country-to the degree that they see every law enforcement organization in this country as their private army in the fight against racial equality.